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DUH!!
Hmmm...sounds
like a Stephen King novel.
We can never
have too much "stuff."
Run, Bullwinkle,
run!!
80% guaranteed.
This town
is trying to reduce its local population.
Make your
choice and start your engines
Thanks, but
I think I'll just keep driving.
Do you reckon
they ran out of Canola oil?
I believe
I'll just keep shopping at Kroger Supermarkets
Maybe the
sign should have read
"Pass With
Care - Right Side Up"
Younger painters
need not apply!
Perfect road
for a getaway.
Besides,
they aren't in season right now!
Sure hope
everyone brought along an empty coffee can or a mason jar.
They actually
have to put a sign up to
keep people
from doing this?
Tattoos done
while you wait?
So does that
mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being
done?
Why not?
Oh, there
has to be some circumstance
when it's
allowed.
I wonder
how long they'd remain your best friend?
Who says
you can't be in two places at once?
Oh, I don't
know!
As far as
killing ourselves is concerned - worries...church - sounds like a tossup
to me.
Fast elderly
people must cross elsewhere.
Now, as you
drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you
ever come across...a two-story outhouse - use the upper one.